Rugby Star In Short Person Shocker

The Best Sub-Headline...

Or How I learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Sun's Headline Writers

This must surely be the second best headline that's going to come out of the World Cup after "Welsh Wonder Williams Wins World Cup".

Andy Powell, surely you're not going to let England win the 'most debauched post-match' competition, which as we all know is what rugby is really about?

Get the golf buggy, we're going for a ride...